akpos to make your day

Girlfriend: Darling, could you pls give me 25k for my bathing soap? Akpors: What ???? Are you washing away your sins? ____________________________________________________ Ochuko: Akpors why are you drinking in front of the mirror? Akpors: My doctor told me to watch my drinking ____________________________________________________ Teacher: What do u call a bee that lives in America? Akpors: USB ____________________________________________________ Akpors: Go and water the plants .. Servant: its already raining sir. Akpors: So what, take an umbrella and go ____________________________________________________ 1st girl: My boo actually got me a BB porsche dis val!, 2nd girl: Mine got me BB ferrarri ____________________________________________________ This guy used a day looking for radio in his BB phone coz it says "Battery Low For Radio Use"